Barack Obama may already have his campaign slogan picked out. I don’t know; I try to avoid listening to him at all costs. Just in case he hasn’t, though, I have developed a top 25 list (in no particular order) of possible slogans that he might want to consider. Enjoy:

Barack Obama 2008:

- Go ahead, vote for the white guy…see if I don’t sue.

- America is the greatest nation on earth. Join me as I try to change it.

- Because patriotism is only for white people.

- Find yourself keeping too much of your paycheck? I can help.

- Not just your typical liberal. I’m much, much crazier.

- Come on, what do you have to lose…your freedom?

- I don’t hate America. I just don’t like it very much.

- I use big words when I speak. What else do you want from me?

- Bitter? You don’t need guns and religion. You need me.

- Because only a racist would vote for McCain.

- I might be grossly unqualified, but George Bush is evil. EVIL!!!

- I’m not arrogant. I really am better than you.

- Just when you thought that it could never get worse than Jimmy Carter…

- Tired of America being the global leader? Help me level the playing field.

- I’m not just naïve and out of touch. I’m inexperienced too.

- Leading from the left of Ted Kennedy.

- Charming America’s enemies into submission with a teleprompter.

- Help socialism get off the snide.

- Endorsed unanimously by all major terrorist organizations.

- Because America always needs at least one Hussein to fight.

- Winning the war against our founding fathers.

- Riding white guilt all the way to the white house.

- Just turn off your brain and take the plunge already.

- Remember when I fist-bumped Michelle on stage? How cool was that?

- Affirmative action applies to the presidency too, right?

If you have any good potential slogans of your own, leave them in the comments section. I’d love to hear them!